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1 worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny on Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:00 am

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"Academics have compiled a list of the most ancient gags and the oldest, harking back to 1900BC, is a Sumerian proverb from what is now southern Iraq.

Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap,"
:@@@:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7536918.stm


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2 Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:21 am

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or this...

"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
A key."

3 Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny on Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:03 am

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at least you could tell men were full of sh1t even back then! (or had reallllllly short legs )


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4 Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny on Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:19 am

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I like the one about Augustus's parentage.....quite clever.

http://www.granhotelflores.blogspot.com

5 Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny on Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:31 am

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Like I need a bunch of academics to tell me that fart jokes are funny. Razz

6 Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny on Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:47 am

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Freeman wrote:Like I need a bunch of academics to tell me that fart jokes are funny. Razz


yeah but, this particular one... like umm.. what is supposed to be funny?


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7 Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny on Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:18 am

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I think something was lost in translation.


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8 Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny on Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:25 am

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Airt Mattrèssor wrote:I think something was lost in translation.


or the sumerians were real kinky....


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9 Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny on Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:28 am

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... or just uncommonly flatulent by today's standards.


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10 Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny on Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:14 am

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Farts are funny.....especially if they are SBD's at a very formal and sombre occasion.

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11 Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny on Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:17 am

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Nah, they're funnier in an elevator.


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12 Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny on Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:38 am

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Ohhhhh NASTY.........ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...clever.

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13 Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny on Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:12 am

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See what I mean, I'm not a university grad, but even the last few posts are funny.

14 Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny on Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:14 am

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dutch oven farts are the funniest


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